voice || fourth (hokage's bday!) wall

[fervidity]

[Like everyone else, Kushina is confused by the crap ton of new arrivals and their lack of wings. Only she's going to question the whole network about it instead of keeping it to herself. Maybe someone will know the answer.

She's hanging out by the bakery when she makes her post, so maybe you'll overhear her if you're around.]

I have a question. Why don't any of the new arrivals in Luceti have wings this month? I thought you needed them to be here.

[Silence... for a while, until there's a plucking/ripping sound and immediately afterward a loud;]

OWWWW!!

['Ttebane. She drops the journal, turning it off.]

Comments

[ura_no_ura]

Hopefully not for throwing up on my shoe...

[ Kakashi knows what Kushina means, though. He's just teasing. ]

[fervidity]

[There's a smile in her voice.]

You should have thanked him yourself then since you were there.

[ura_no_ura]

Ah, I'm not sure if vomit's a scent I particularly enjoy though...

[fervidity]

[Some chuckling.]

I don't think anyone does. Unless it smells like roses.

[ura_no_ura]

Even then, I'm not sure I would find that too pleasant, Kushina-san. After all, they'd be regurgitated roses.

[ Deadpan. ]

[fervidity]

Just don't look at it.

[ura_no_ura]

[ This is the weirdest conversation they have ever had, Kushina-san. ]

Is that what you would do, Kushina-san? Smell rose-scented vomit with your eyes closed?

[fervidity]

[PFFFFFFFFT.

Long silence.]

Okay, that's pretty weird. Don't smell rose-scented vomit, Kakashi.

[ura_no_ura]

You're the one who suggested it~

[fervidity]

I definitely didn't mention the smell.

[Gross.]