voice || fourth (hokage's bday!) wall

[fervidity]

[Like everyone else, Kushina is confused by the crap ton of new arrivals and their lack of wings. Only she's going to question the whole network about it instead of keeping it to herself. Maybe someone will know the answer.

She's hanging out by the bakery when she makes her post, so maybe you'll overhear her if you're around.]

I have a question. Why don't any of the new arrivals in Luceti have wings this month? I thought you needed them to be here.

[Silence... for a while, until there's a plucking/ripping sound and immediately afterward a loud;]

OWWWW!!

['Ttebane. She drops the journal, turning it off.]

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[voice]

[paladinlost]

...That is never a good idea, I'm sorry to say. Have you considered that their lack of wings might cause them health troubles in the long run?

[voice]

[fervidity]

[She sounds pained.]

The only thing causing problems around here is the Malnosso.

action

[dobeisms]

[He's in the bakery ogling at some weird but delicious looking bread when he heard someone yelp. Curious and alarmed at the same time, he rushes to the sound only to find another person with wings. What the hell's up with this place??]

Hey lady, what happened? I heard ya yell in pain, y'know.

WKJHKGJHD THIS BABY 1/2

[fervidity]

[Kushina isn't paying attention much, she's wincing a bit at the sting from pulling some feather out. They've fluttered to the ground by now.]

Nothing. Sorry, I was just--

[fervidity]

[STO..PS

AND STARES i think we're goin but i don't know wheeeeere]

Naruto?

... Why-- [IS THIS A HENGE

IS THiS AN EXPERIMENT

WHAT'S GOING ON]

voice;

[ura_no_ura]

It might not be such a good idea to rip off your wings, Kushina-san.

[ Deadpanned, just a bit. ]

voice;

[fervidity]

[He just gets a flat stare at the journal for a moment. One that Kakashi can't see.]

I know it wasn't before, but since there's people here that don't have them anymore I thought maybe we didn't need them either.

action

[aqueousliving]

[...That's a (familiar?) screech he can't really ignore. But, being outside, Haruka doesn't exactly know where it's coming from, and isn't in much of a hurry to find out.

But when he steps into the bakery not long after, his gaze flickers from the plucked feathers and Kushina.]

Hey. What happened?

[If Kushina did give him that red rabbit scarf, Haruka's totally wearing it right now.]

action

[fervidity]

[Definitely familiar, Kushina yells a lot.

She's kicking her feathers aside when the bell rings. Curious and sour-faced, she looks up and spots Haruka and the red scarf she had sent to him for Christmas. Immediately, she's cheered with a smile and her wings don't hurt as much.

She blinks.]

What?

[She looks around at her feathers again.] Oh.

I was just... pulling some feathers out. I wouldn't recommend it.

video;

[believeit]

[Naruto really is his Mother's son. He'd gone through the same thought process as her, so he's only got half way through listening to her post before he hit the respond button.]

Finally we can take these things off and- [There's the faint sound of something ripping, as he grabs a bunch of feathers and just tugs]

AAARGH! IT HUUUUUURTS! ['TTEBAYOOOooOOoOoo]

video; 1/????

[fervidity]

Naruto!

[fervidity]

[THIS IS WHERE SHE WISHES HE WAS MORE LIKE HIS DAD]

[fervidity]

[wait...]

[fervidity]

[what? she just talked to Naruto and he was calling her a bird and said her hair was nice and forgot who she was and

e v e r y t h i n g]

OK DONE

[fervidity]

[also he was like 12?

now he's 17(18 cos bday) again?]

IT WAS A HENGE, WASN'T IT?!

video;

[supportively]

[mikoto was just about to try and answer the question until she hears what seems like kushina trying to rip out her wings before she yells out in pain] Kushina? Are you okay?

video;

[fervidity]

[She's picked her journal up since then and tries to hide her wincing.]

Yeah, I'm okay. Having a kid hurts a lot more than pulling some feathers out, right?

actiiioooon

[adorcable]

[He heard someone shout in pain not so far from where he stands. OMG THAT PERSON MIGHT NEED HELP. Will rush to where that person is now!!!]

Ah-! Are you alright? What happened?

YOUR USERNAME iS PERFECTION

[fervidity]

[Seriously she's not dying it just hurt a little, you guys! She's a little surprised by SUDDEN STRANGER wanting to help and rushing over.]

Uh, no! I mean, I'm okay. [There's some feathers in her hand.]

I just pulled some of these out of my wings.

[SHOW HIM YELLOW FEATHERS]

[Video]

[misterbrief]

[He chooses video because all he's doing is smiling at you Kushina. That was amusing, do it again.

Ur dum]

[Video]

[fervidity]

[FFFFFFFF OH ITS YOU, although she IS getting a little uncomfortable with all the random people asking if she's okay so the change is nice

SCOWLS BACK

where's your bikini]

What?

action ROLLS IN LATE

[tinyflasher]

[He's lost. Lost lost lost and sensei isn't around and this place is weird and people have wings and Minato still isn't really sure if this is a genjutsu or not despite trying several times to dispel it.

Weird!!! Lost!!!

He can sense other shinobi nearby- unfamiliar chakra signatures that he can't quite pinpoint really because he's not much of a sensor yet but he's working on it and that is definitely chakra and-

Oh. That lady is screaming.]

Um- are you okay [PAUSE would she be offended] ma'am?

Probably shouldn't do that.

[He didn't have wings but if he did he was pretty sure it would be a bad idea to rip them off.

And it was probably a bad idea to COME OUT OF THE SHADOWS where he was conducting srs bizness intel gathering on this place to talk to the loud weird lady who was purposefully hurting herself but he could tell that she was a ninja too even if he didn't quite recognize her and he needed more information and if she was standing around talking to a book she probably wasn't much of a threat. crazy

Still, hopefully she was more friend than foe- but he could definitely out-run her if it were the latter.]

MUFFLED SCREAMING INTo PILLOW

[fervidity]

[She's lost track of how many people have asked if she's okay. She's kind of getting uncomfortable with all the wondering and prodding at her health. She's completely fine. She just pulled some wings out, like she told Makoto, it was probably the equivalent of stubbing your toe. Hurt like all get out, but you got over it.

Besides childbirth is way, WAY worse.

It's just a kid though, she can tell it's the high-pitched voice, so she turns and says]

Yeah, I know. Usually I don't. I was-

[First Naruto. Now Minato. Only, she isn't going to fall for it this time. Those two boys must have OBVIOUSLY WORKED TOGETHER to prank her with their younger selves and pretending they don't know her. You can't prank the prank master ok

She's folding her arms and giving him a LOOK.]

action; TO COMPLETE THE "PRANK" SHENANIGANS

[derpivity]

[At the sound of her yell, it takes a few moments for Minato to get to where she is since she doesn't normally bring a kunai with his seal while shopping for bread. After this, though, he'll tell her to always do it because he's a worrywart like that.

A few moments still didn't take too long. Would have been faster if there aren't so many people. When he finally spots her, his expression is undeniably filled with worry.]

Kushina! Are you alright? I heard you shout! I'm sorry for taking so long!

SHE IS SO DONE WITH YOU TWO

[fervidity]

[JUST BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SHE SAID NO PROMISES WITH PRANKS, DOESN'T MEAN--

AAAAAAA

Whirls on him. She is from whirlpool.]

No! I'm not alright! Minato! Who's idea was it!

[She's so HURT and ANGRY. Her biggest fear is the two of you forgetting her LIKE IT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED SHE WAS JUST SHOPPING TO GET STUFF TO MAKE YOU A NICE CAKE AND THIS HAPPENED]