voice || fourth (hokage's bday!) wall

[fervidity]

[Like everyone else, Kushina is confused by the crap ton of new arrivals and their lack of wings. Only she's going to question the whole network about it instead of keeping it to herself. Maybe someone will know the answer.

She's hanging out by the bakery when she makes her post, so maybe you'll overhear her if you're around.]

I have a question. Why don't any of the new arrivals in Luceti have wings this month? I thought you needed them to be here.

[Silence... for a while, until there's a plucking/ripping sound and immediately afterward a loud;]

OWWWW!!

['Ttebane. She drops the journal, turning it off.]

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uzumakibrats

[believeit]

And I'm saying it's not a prank, I haven't seen you!

uzumakiss our butts

[fervidity]

[Naruto would own up to a prank, wouldn't he? It's not like he knew it hurt that he forgot her. And now he remembers.]

... Do you promise?

hell yea

[believeit]

I promise!

[It's one thing to prank, but he wouldn't lie about it.]

hehe

[fervidity]

Swear on ramen.

[that's as serious as it gets]

[believeit]

Yeah, even on ramen.

[See he is being honest here.]

[fervidity]

[ok he swore on ramen]

Then who was the person that looked and acted just like you?

[believeit]

I dunno. I've not seen anyone like that, and I haven't used any kage bunshin today...

[fervidity]

[pauuuuse.]

If there's any younger me's running around, it's not me either.

[wait]

Well, it's me but it's not this me.

[ME]

[believeit]

It's you, but it's not you you! I got it!

[If this is really a thing that is happening though..... weird.]

[fervidity]

[ONLY UZUMAKI UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER]

If this is an experiment, I think it's the weirdest and stupidest one so far.

[see]

[believeit]

[THEY DO]

You're telling me! They're not even trying hard, it's obvious they're doing something weird.

[fervidity]

They're always doing something weird.

[believeit]

One of these days, I hope something weird happens to them!

[fervidity]

[well... not that she doesn't want to stop them and kick their ass but]

Two wrongs don't make a right, Naruto.

[believeit]

Yeah, well...

[They'd deserve it. Even if it isn't really right.

Urgh they are just JERKS.]

[fervidity]

[100% AGREEMENT

After a pause, she finally says;]

I want to play a really good prank on them though. Or punch them in the face.

[believeit]

We can both punch 'em in the face. Really hard y'know! [Obviously PUNCHING doesn't count in this whole 'two wrongs dont make a right' thingy]

lmao action

[redthreading]

[where ever Naruto is, a redheaded girl is behind him and shouting out]

Hey! Hey, you! Konoha shinobi!

lmao omg

[believeit]

Ehh??

[Wait. The red hair. The ROUND FACE. THEY TALKED ABOUT THIS.]

Mom??!

I MEAN I HAVE THE JOURNAL WHY NOT

[redthreading]

[GIVES HIM THE WEIRDEST LOOK EVER]

No! My name is Kushina. Uzumaki Kushina from Whirlpool!

YES BEUNO

[believeit]

Yeah I know, you're my Mom! Except not my Mom, you're the other her! She said this might happen!

[Geez Malnosso what is the point in this!]

[redthreading]

[HE IS MAKING NO SENSE]

Are you nuts?! Somethin' must be wrong with your head, ya know!

[SHE THINKS SO]

[believeit]

Nothing's wrong with me it's the truth y'know! [That last bit was said on PURPOSE does it sound familiar?]

[redthreading]

[THATS HER BOY]

Maybe you have a crappy brain.

[SQUINTS AT HIM]

[believeit]

[Maybe you do!

Is what he wants to say but at the same time he can't because it's his cute little Mom even though she is GROUCHY]

I was gonna let you have some of my ramen but I guess I won't now.