fervidity: DO NOT TAKE ICON!!! (comic→ more like flustered)
Kushina Uzumaki ([personal profile] fervidity) wrote2014-01-25 07:57 pm

voice || fourth (hokage's bday!) wall

[Like everyone else, Kushina is confused by the crap ton of new arrivals and their lack of wings. Only she's going to question the whole network about it instead of keeping it to herself. Maybe someone will know the answer.

She's hanging out by the bakery when she makes her post, so maybe you'll overhear her if you're around.]


I have a question. Why don't any of the new arrivals in Luceti have wings this month? I thought you needed them to be here.

[Silence... for a while, until there's a plucking/ripping sound and immediately afterward a loud;]

OWWWW!!

['Ttebane. She drops the journal, turning it off.]
paladinlost: (sighing)

[voice]

[personal profile] paladinlost 2014-01-26 02:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...That is never a good idea, I'm sorry to say. Have you considered that their lack of wings might cause them health troubles in the long run?
dobeisms: (peers at no jutsu)

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[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-26 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's in the bakery ogling at some weird but delicious looking bread when he heard someone yelp. Curious and alarmed at the same time, he rushes to the sound only to find another person with wings. What the hell's up with this place??]

Hey lady, what happened? I heard ya yell in pain, y'know.
dobeisms: (asking no jutsu)

bwahahaha

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-26 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[The recognition makes him frown.]

How do you know my name? I haven't seen you before, y'know! [He squints at her, giving her a long once-over.] Are you some kind of bird or somethin'? You really shouldn't pluck your wings if they're gonna hurt.
ura_no_ura: (これさ・・・)

voice;

[personal profile] ura_no_ura 2014-01-26 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
It might not be such a good idea to rip off your wings, Kushina-san.

[ Deadpanned, just a bit. ]
paladinlost: (neutral)

[voice]

[personal profile] paladinlost 2014-01-26 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, yes. Of course. I find it unlikely that they are not responsible for this wave of featherless New Feathers in the first place.
dobeisms: (this is no yaoi show)

baby doesn't know momma

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-26 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's surprised by the sudden outburst! Whoa calm yo tits there, lady.]

Just what I said! I haven't see you before! [He'll actually match that temper just a little now, tyvm.] Am I supposed to know you?? And 'course you look like a bird! Only birds have wings, y'know!
ura_no_ura: (deadpan)

[personal profile] ura_no_ura 2014-01-26 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I hope you didn't pull out too many. Iruka pulled out a handful when he arrived and puked on my shoes.
ura_no_ura: (is that so?)

[personal profile] ura_no_ura 2014-01-26 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, it happens, but Kakashi's had worse on his feet.

Can't be worse than a rotting corpse, right. ]

Mm, he's fine now. Sakura took care of him. I think the injury to his wings and the hypothermia just made him a bit sick. So don't pull out any more feathers, or you might end up puking on Sensei's shoes.

[ There might just be a teasing lilt in that last sentence. ]
dobeisms: (no dats gay sasuke)

laugh and then cry?? rofl

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-26 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
But those are bird wings!

[And not butterfly wings SO THERE. Funny though, this woman has some odd verbal tick.

Upon admittance that he really doesn't know her, Naruto huffs.]


Anyway, see? I really don't 'cause I would've recognized you. [He doesn't forget people ok.] I mean I wouldn't forget someone with bird wings who has really nice red hair. [That compliment just came out like it's the most natural thing to say.]
Edited 2014-01-26 19:00 (UTC)
paladinlost: (err)

[voice]

[personal profile] paladinlost 2014-01-26 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I've no idea. Perhaps they ran out of wings, if that's possible. I've been here almost three years, and I cannot recall such a large number of New Feathers in a single month before.
ura_no_ura: (am i supposed to be impressed?)

[personal profile] ura_no_ura 2014-01-26 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, Naruto didn't tell you about him?

[ Yeah, that's a note of surprise in Kakashi's voice. He had fully expected that by now, Kushina would have had Naruto's entire life story, but clearly the boy left out some parts. ]

Umino Iruka was Naruto's Academy instructor. It's my understanding the two are quite close.
paladinlost: (meh)

[voice]

[personal profile] paladinlost 2014-01-26 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
They have to come from somewhere. The stores receive food through Shifting, but we've had shortages before. Surely our wings could also be affected?

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