fervidity: DO NOT TAKE ICON!!! (comic→ more like flustered)
Kushina Uzumaki ([personal profile] fervidity) wrote2014-01-25 07:57 pm

voice || fourth (hokage's bday!) wall

[Like everyone else, Kushina is confused by the crap ton of new arrivals and their lack of wings. Only she's going to question the whole network about it instead of keeping it to herself. Maybe someone will know the answer.

She's hanging out by the bakery when she makes her post, so maybe you'll overhear her if you're around.]


I have a question. Why don't any of the new arrivals in Luceti have wings this month? I thought you needed them to be here.

[Silence... for a while, until there's a plucking/ripping sound and immediately afterward a loud;]

OWWWW!!

['Ttebane. She drops the journal, turning it off.]
dobeisms: (asking no jutsu)

bwahahaha

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-26 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[The recognition makes him frown.]

How do you know my name? I haven't seen you before, y'know! [He squints at her, giving her a long once-over.] Are you some kind of bird or somethin'? You really shouldn't pluck your wings if they're gonna hurt.
dobeisms: (this is no yaoi show)

baby doesn't know momma

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-26 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's surprised by the sudden outburst! Whoa calm yo tits there, lady.]

Just what I said! I haven't see you before! [He'll actually match that temper just a little now, tyvm.] Am I supposed to know you?? And 'course you look like a bird! Only birds have wings, y'know!
dobeisms: (no dats gay sasuke)

laugh and then cry?? rofl

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-26 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
But those are bird wings!

[And not butterfly wings SO THERE. Funny though, this woman has some odd verbal tick.

Upon admittance that he really doesn't know her, Naruto huffs.]


Anyway, see? I really don't 'cause I would've recognized you. [He doesn't forget people ok.] I mean I wouldn't forget someone with bird wings who has really nice red hair. [That compliment just came out like it's the most natural thing to say.]
Edited 2014-01-26 19:00 (UTC)
dobeisms: (brings girls to the yard)

ROFL CRAZY

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-27 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[When she calls him out on what he just said, Naruto immediately blushes and gives a sheepish smile. Oh crap, did he just say that out loud???]

Well, yeah, eheh. [Brb rubbing the back of his head.] Didn't know I said that out loud.
dobeisms: (eh?)

CRAZY FOR UJUMAKEE FAMIRY

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-28 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[That catches Naruto's attention.]

Eh? Someone you love?

[He, then, begins to touch his hair. He didn't know someone shared his hair. He doesn't know anyone who does.]
dobeisms: (i gots dis)

UFUFU

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-29 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
[The gesture makes him feel like... home, as strange as that may sound.

Her question makes him grin wide, though.]


You bet! He's like a legend, y'know? I wanna be like him when I grow up 'cause I'm gonna become Hokage someday!
dobeisms: (eh?)

1/2 I CAN'T BLAME U THO

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-29 12:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[He blinks at her words.]

What? Really?
dobeisms: (SWEET MOTHER OF RAMEN)

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-29 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[He, then, gives her a slow once-over before pointing in shock.]

But then, aren't ya supposed to be really old now???
dobeisms: (SWEET MOTHER OF RAMEN)

LMAO THESE TWO SO MATURE

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-29 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[KASEDASK RUBS THE BACK OF HIS HEAD]

HEY! WHAT DID I DO??

[Go on, tell him.]
dobeisms: (i ain't touchin ur tralala)

TRUTH MOST MATURE MOTHER AND SON

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-29 03:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Giving you this look forever BECAUSE WWTF LADY.]

But you're supposed to be really old 'cause the Yondaime's really old! [Wait.] I mean he's really old if he's alive, y'know.
dobeisms: (no dats gay sasuke)

DEM UZUMAKI GENES

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-29 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hr crosses his arms before his chest and huffs.]

Well, I don't know who he is, anyway, so there! I just know he's a legend and he's cool and his face is on that mountain.

[More indignant huffing and then he goes back to rub the back of his head.]

That really hurts... [He whispers this more to himself than something directed to Kushina.]
dobeisms: (peers at no jutsu)

PUTS THEM ON

[personal profile] dobeisms 2014-01-30 02:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[He listens to her apology which calms him down. He's not one to stay mad at people for long especially people like her who mean well.]

It's okay. I'm not mad.

[At first, the piece of information about the Yondaime is something Naruto doesn't know what to do with. But somehow, he's curious about the person behind the legend. Maybe then he can be like him.]

Really? How can someone like that be a wimp? [Hmmm] You're not just jealous of him, are you?
Edited 2014-01-30 18:25 (UTC)

S'OK :< HUGS

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UGUUU

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