voice || fourth (hokage's bday!) wall

[fervidity]

[Like everyone else, Kushina is confused by the crap ton of new arrivals and their lack of wings. Only she's going to question the whole network about it instead of keeping it to herself. Maybe someone will know the answer.

She's hanging out by the bakery when she makes her post, so maybe you'll overhear her if you're around.]

I have a question. Why don't any of the new arrivals in Luceti have wings this month? I thought you needed them to be here.

[Silence... for a while, until there's a plucking/ripping sound and immediately afterward a loud;]

OWWWW!!

['Ttebane. She drops the journal, turning it off.]

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DEM UZUMAKI GENES

[dobeisms]

[Hr crosses his arms before his chest and huffs.]

Well, I don't know who he is, anyway, so there! I just know he's a legend and he's cool and his face is on that mountain.

[More indignant huffing and then he goes back to rub the back of his head.]

That really hurts... [He whispers this more to himself than something directed to Kushina.]

NINJa JEANs

[fervidity]

[Does't know mom, doesn't know dad. Again, she's sobered.]

I'm sorry. [For so, so much more than just a punch to the head.

And she looks it, lowering herself so she's not bigger and imposing.]

I've got a bad temper. But you shouldn't just call people old like that when they're obviously not. Or point, because it's rude.

But it's pretty rude to just punch people too. [That, she can admit. Although some people deserved it.]

The Fourth Hokage was a lot more than a legend and cool. I thought he was a wimp when we were younger.

PUTS THEM ON

[dobeisms]

[He listens to her apology which calms him down. He's not one to stay mad at people for long especially people like her who mean well.]

It's okay. I'm not mad.

[At first, the piece of information about the Yondaime is something Naruto doesn't know what to do with. But somehow, he's curious about the person behind the legend. Maybe then he can be like him.]

Really? How can someone like that be a wimp? [Hmmm] You're not just jealous of him, are you?

GENES I MEAN SKDJHgsd

[fervidity]

Maybe a little...

[He was friends with everyone. Everyone liked him. He was the smartest in the class. He got the best grades while she got the worst. He had a home and people who cared for him and she was an orphan after Mito died.]

He did get to be the Fourth Hokage and I wanted to be the first female Hokage.

SO THAT WASN'T AN INTENTIONAL TYPO LOL ASKHDFL

[dobeisms]

Maybe you became the first female Hokage if you didn't marry him, y'know!

[Naruto logic is superior.]

Haven't heard of a female Hokage, though! I mean old man Sandaime's doing great as one already. [Brb dropping hints on his timeline. Also, Naruto slowly smirks.] 'Course, I'll do better when I become Hokage too!

I WAS SO TIRED

[fervidity]

[She'd rather marry him than be Hokage. She would rather help him reach his dream than have her own. There were other goals to be had.]

That's why I wanted to be the first one.

[Prods his jacket.]

Konoha's Orange Hokage?

S'OK :< HUGS

[dobeisms]

[He grins widely.]

Mm! Konoha's most badass Orange Hokage who'll definitely surpass all the ones who came before me!

HUGGU

[fervidity]

[That's her Naruto.]

Sounds pretty tough!

UGUUU

[dobeisms]

It's because I am!

[Puffs chest!]

[fervidity]

I see that.

[More poking of his orange jacket, right in his side.]