voice || fourth (hokage's bday!) wall

[fervidity]

[Like everyone else, Kushina is confused by the crap ton of new arrivals and their lack of wings. Only she's going to question the whole network about it instead of keeping it to herself. Maybe someone will know the answer.

She's hanging out by the bakery when she makes her post, so maybe you'll overhear her if you're around.]

I have a question. Why don't any of the new arrivals in Luceti have wings this month? I thought you needed them to be here.

[Silence... for a while, until there's a plucking/ripping sound and immediately afterward a loud;]

OWWWW!!

['Ttebane. She drops the journal, turning it off.]

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[believeit]

That's because it's in my house.

[Maybe they can go there and his real mom is there and they can sort this mess out]

[redthreading]

What? I'm not going to your house! That's creepy.

[EVEN IF IT'S FOR RAMEN]

[believeit]

[no you were meant to say YES]

But you've gotta, so you can see my Mom!

[redthreading]

I'm definitely not going if it's to see your Mom! You said you had ramen, ya know!

[believeit]

But you're not getting it! my Mom's you y'know!!?

[redthreading]

That's just stupid!

[believeit]

No it isn't! C'mon, let's go!

[redthreading]

[CROSSES HER ARMS]

No way! Creepy weirdo!

[believeit]

Stop being annoying and just come with me, okay?!

[redthreading]

No!!

[STARTS MARCHING OFF]

I'll find my own ramen!

[believeit]

Wait wait wait!

[Come back mini-mom! Have a hand on your shoulder to STOP YOU.]

I'm sorry, okay! But trust me, you're gonna want to come to my house.

[Hmm. Maybe he should try a different tactic.]

[redthreading]

[shrugs his hand off and EYES HIM SUSPICiOuSLY FOR THE APOLOGY it doesn't happen often and never ever ever to her

AT LEAST SHE HAS STOPPED MARCHING AWAY]

Why should I trust you? I don't even know you, creeper.