voice || fourth (hokage's bday!) wall

[fervidity]

[Like everyone else, Kushina is confused by the crap ton of new arrivals and their lack of wings. Only she's going to question the whole network about it instead of keeping it to herself. Maybe someone will know the answer.

She's hanging out by the bakery when she makes her post, so maybe you'll overhear her if you're around.]

I have a question. Why don't any of the new arrivals in Luceti have wings this month? I thought you needed them to be here.

[Silence... for a while, until there's a plucking/ripping sound and immediately afterward a loud;]

OWWWW!!

['Ttebane. She drops the journal, turning it off.]

Comments

video;

[believeit]

[Naruto really is his Mother's son. He'd gone through the same thought process as her, so he's only got half way through listening to her post before he hit the respond button.]

Finally we can take these things off and- [There's the faint sound of something ripping, as he grabs a bunch of feathers and just tugs]

AAARGH! IT HUUUUUURTS! ['TTEBAYOOOooOOoOoo]

video; 1/????

[fervidity]

Naruto!

[fervidity]

[THIS IS WHERE SHE WISHES HE WAS MORE LIKE HIS DAD]

[fervidity]

[wait...]

[fervidity]

[what? she just talked to Naruto and he was calling her a bird and said her hair was nice and forgot who she was and

e v e r y t h i n g]

OK DONE

[fervidity]

[also he was like 12?

now he's 17(18 cos bday) again?]

IT WAS A HENGE, WASN'T IT?!

[believeit]

DOES IT LOOK LIKE A HENGE?!

[Totally confused here, too busy trying to push the feathers back in maybe it wont HURT then.]

[fervidity]

NOT ANYMORE!

[She knows how much it hurts but she's trying to be mad he pranked her with his younger self!!]

WHY DID YOU ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW ME?!

[it hurt :c]

[believeit]

Huhh? When? I haven't seen you since this morning.

[fervidity]

You saw me just a while ago! You called me a bird and pretended you didn't know me!

[believeit]

...No I didn't? It must've been someone else.

[fervidity]

He said his name was Naruto.

[believeit]

There's someone else called Naruto here?!

[fervidity]

It was you! You were younger!

[She takes it back he's as bratty as he was when he was younger]

[believeit]

It wasn't me! I'm not younger?! I dunno what's going on!?

[fervidity]

It was definitely you, ya know!?

[believeit]

And I just said I hadn't seen you since breakfast y'know!?

[fervidity]

He said he wanted to be an Orange Hokage, ya know!!

[believeit]

Why is someone else pretending to be me?! It's not cool y'know!!

WOW IDENTICAL ICONS

[fervidity]

Nobody's pretending, ya know! He said I had nice red hair, too!

YEAH

[believeit]

You do though, anyone's gonna say that y'know! But it wasn't me!

KSLJGLKDJgd

[fervidity]

[NOT THE BULLIES

She just give him a LONG HARD LOOK maybe he will cave under the pressure of the Mom Look.]

brats

[believeit]

[?????? HE IS STILL SO CONFUSED]

stubborn lil shits

[fervidity]

[!!!]

they are terrible

[believeit]

[ROLLING HIS EYES. NAUGHTY BOY JUST LIKE YOU PREDICTED.]