voice || fourth (hokage's bday!) wall

[fervidity]

[Like everyone else, Kushina is confused by the crap ton of new arrivals and their lack of wings. Only she's going to question the whole network about it instead of keeping it to herself. Maybe someone will know the answer.

She's hanging out by the bakery when she makes her post, so maybe you'll overhear her if you're around.]

I have a question. Why don't any of the new arrivals in Luceti have wings this month? I thought you needed them to be here.

[Silence... for a while, until there's a plucking/ripping sound and immediately afterward a loud;]

OWWWW!!

['Ttebane. She drops the journal, turning it off.]

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OK DONE

[fervidity]

[also he was like 12?

now he's 17(18 cos bday) again?]

IT WAS A HENGE, WASN'T IT?!

[believeit]

DOES IT LOOK LIKE A HENGE?!

[Totally confused here, too busy trying to push the feathers back in maybe it wont HURT then.]

[fervidity]

NOT ANYMORE!

[She knows how much it hurts but she's trying to be mad he pranked her with his younger self!!]

WHY DID YOU ACT LIKE YOU DIDN'T KNOW ME?!

[it hurt :c]

[believeit]

Huhh? When? I haven't seen you since this morning.

[fervidity]

You saw me just a while ago! You called me a bird and pretended you didn't know me!

[believeit]

...No I didn't? It must've been someone else.

[fervidity]

He said his name was Naruto.

[believeit]

There's someone else called Naruto here?!

[fervidity]

It was you! You were younger!

[She takes it back he's as bratty as he was when he was younger]

[believeit]

It wasn't me! I'm not younger?! I dunno what's going on!?

[fervidity]

It was definitely you, ya know!?

[believeit]

And I just said I hadn't seen you since breakfast y'know!?

[fervidity]

He said he wanted to be an Orange Hokage, ya know!!

[believeit]

Why is someone else pretending to be me?! It's not cool y'know!!

WOW IDENTICAL ICONS

[fervidity]

Nobody's pretending, ya know! He said I had nice red hair, too!

YEAH

[believeit]

You do though, anyone's gonna say that y'know! But it wasn't me!

KSLJGLKDJgd

[fervidity]

[NOT THE BULLIES

She just give him a LONG HARD LOOK maybe he will cave under the pressure of the Mom Look.]

brats

[believeit]

[?????? HE IS STILL SO CONFUSED]

stubborn lil shits

[fervidity]

[!!!]

they are terrible

[believeit]

[ROLLING HIS EYES. NAUGHTY BOY JUST LIKE YOU PREDICTED.]

AWFUL AND TERRIBLE NARUTO

[fervidity]

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF]

Don't roll your eyes!

8|

[believeit]

Well stop saying weird things!

AND KUSHINA there i said it

[fervidity]

[IF YOU WERE NEAR NARUTO

IF YOU WERE NEAR

What are the chances that it wasn't actually Naruto, but some other Naruto the Malnosso put here?]

It's the truth, ya know! [She can say THAT at least.]

uzumakibrats

[believeit]

And I'm saying it's not a prank, I haven't seen you!

uzumakiss our butts

[fervidity]

[Naruto would own up to a prank, wouldn't he? It's not like he knew it hurt that he forgot her. And now he remembers.]

... Do you promise?