voice || fourth (hokage's bday!) wall

[fervidity]

[Like everyone else, Kushina is confused by the crap ton of new arrivals and their lack of wings. Only she's going to question the whole network about it instead of keeping it to herself. Maybe someone will know the answer.

She's hanging out by the bakery when she makes her post, so maybe you'll overhear her if you're around.]

I have a question. Why don't any of the new arrivals in Luceti have wings this month? I thought you needed them to be here.

[Silence... for a while, until there's a plucking/ripping sound and immediately afterward a loud;]

OWWWW!!

['Ttebane. She drops the journal, turning it off.]

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[fervidity]

[YOUR FRIENDS ARE HOLDING OUT.]

In the forest. To the... east? Or is it west? Maybe south.

You can't do much with it now though, it's probably still frozen over.

[aqueousliving]

[...Just how bad is your sense of direction? Well that's not terribly helpful. Maybe he should take a trip down there at some point, just so he knows where it is in summer.

Speaking of trips, their trip to the store is nearing its end as their destination comes in sight! He glances over at Kushina.]

Are you okay with trying this?

[Yeah okay he might have been a bit rude and brusque about burning her feathers, but Kushina had seems apprehensive. Last chance to back out!!]

[fervidity]

[She could point him in the right direction BUT ACTUALLY KNOWING IT LIKE THAT IS HARD.

They had been talking about hobbies and such she had almost forgotten the feathers. Her expression turns confused until she realizes.

LOOK SHE NEVER BACKS OUT]

Yeah. This way, we'll know so no one else has to risk it in case it does hurt.

[aqueousliving]

[2 bad they're gonna forget all this.

Though Haruka stays silent, he understands the reasoning, and looks away. Are they in the store yet? They totally are.]

Let's find some matches.

[race u]

[fervidity]

[son u don't wanna race an uzumaki she will win]

Kushina immediately knows where to go so she leads them down the right aisle and looks at the matches before turning VERY SERIOUSLY to Haru.]

Maybe we should get something to put me out if I catch on fire too.

[aqueousliving]

[shhh he don't know that

Oh... Good point... But isn't there an easier solution to that problem?]

Jump in the river.

[fervidity]

[Flat stare.

THE RIVER IS NOT CLOSE BY]

[aqueousliving]

[FLAT STARES RIGHT BACK; u can't beat the master of flat stares at his own game, Kushina.]

We can bring the matches with us.

[Then try to set the feathers on fire.]

[fervidity]

[flat staring contest]

What if we drop the feather and then catch the whole forest by the river on fire?

[aqueousliving]

[ :| ]

Are you scared?

[fervidity]

[8|]

Not for me. You don't know how to put out a forest fire, do you?